[Contents.] [About the Band.] [Their Music.] [Photography.] [Press Materials.] Join our mailing list: _____________ Subscribe [Their Music.] Broadside Electric o PO Box 331, Ardmore, PA 19003 +1 (610) 667-9219 o info@broadside.org ____________________ Search _________________________________________________________________ [Lyrics.] [Text Only.] : [Help.] : [Site Map.] << < > >> Magic Bombarde (Soldiers' Tale) Eight Bernese tailors went to war with instruments in hand to serve their country marching in a military band. Among them was a captain bold who held a shiny blade to use at battle with the French at soldierly parade. In Biel the bombarde player blew with such tremendous sound, that next to him, the clarinet fell stone-dead to the ground. In Neuenberg, the bombarde blew the flutist to his grave as well, the bombarde's mighty blast the trumpet could not brave. The captain said, "I've had enough! if this keeps getting worse, we won't arrive in France at all unless it's in a hearse." He draws his sabre out and hacks the bombarde into two. Their military service done, they bid this war adieu. [Text Only.] : [Help.] : [Site Map.] << < > >> _________________________________________________________________ Instruments | Liner Notes | Lyrics | Repertoire | Merchandise About the Band | Their Music | Photography | Press Materials Contents | Help | Site Map